WELCOME TO MY WORLD PART 7

I love soap. Call me wierd. I love the smell of different soaps and the different suds they make. My honey has a habit of stealing my soaps from the bathroom sink for his gym showers. I tell him over and over and over NOT to take my bathroom sink soaps. Get one from the drawer that doesn't look interesting and especially to check with me first. NEVER works. This morning I opened a new bar of Neutrogena face soap which I love. Honey came in while I was unwrapping my precious soap. H says........what cha doin?.......I'm unwrapping my facial soap......Oh.........DO NOT TAKE THIS SOAP.........H looks puzzled like he has never heard this before.........I decided to pull out all the stops today cause I'm crabby..........DO NOT TAKE THIS SOAP......H says ok I heard you the first time.........IF YOU TAKE MY SOAP YOU WILL BE SORRY........IT IS FOR FACES ONLY........IF YOU USE IT AT THE GYM IT WILL DO WIERD THINGS TO YOUR GENITALS.........H looks stunned..........I laugh hysterically..........