DUCT TAPE

I'm going to go out and fix the tv antennae. Ok....be careful......do you want the duct tape?.....no, I'm going to use bailing wire........ok......be careful, don't fall......ok........clang clang bump bump......Honey!!!!the tv reception is terrible now since you put the wire on there......do you want the duct tape?......no, I'm going to use bailing twine......ok.....be careful........Honey!!!!!the reception is even worse now..........@#%&***##$%...........Are you ok?........I'm fine.......can you get the me the duct tape?!..............HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....SAID THE WIFE........